Showing posts with label Baby Registry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baby Registry. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Gag Me With a Silver Spoon, Beyonce and Jay-Z!

It’s not going to take many more reports of outrageous expenditures on baby gifts for Beyonce’s baby to make me barf.
According to the New York Daily News, BeyoncĂ© and Jay-Z’s baby has been supplied with enough high-end baby goodies to supply a small city.
But it’s not just gifts from well-meaning friends that are pushing the baby-loot haul to roughly $1.5 million.
“The newborn’s superstar father plunked down $20,000 on a Posh Tots Carriage Fantasy Crib made of solid cedar and birch.”
Umm, OK. Twenty grand on a crib. I get that when one has a lot of money one can splurge a bit, but this kind of money on baby crap really just makes me want to hurl.
The only thing that makes me rest better is knowing that little Blue Ivy Carter will be doing just that, spitting up, all over this luxurious load of baby paraphernalia.
What do you think? Is there ever a reason to spend $20k on a freaking baby crib?!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Suck It, Rachel Uchitel!

Oh no, TMZ reports we have a new Celebrity Momster in training!
Rachel Uchitel announced her pregnancy on Twitter yesterday and media sources have already scoped out her baby registry and as we might suspect, the list is filled with obnoxiously expensive baby doo-dads.
You know, like two strollers—one for $400 and the other for $1,000. Don’t forget the $300 cashmere bedding that baby will pee, poop, and puke on in no time.
But for her less famous friends, Uchitel has been kind enough to include some $5 binkies.