Suck It, Gorgas!

Seasons Greetings from the Gorgas!

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga’s family Christmas card is something else.

Perez Hilton thinks it’s really fabulous.

The card, which is a photo of Melissa Gorga and her husband Joe Gorga, along with their kids, features the family in white and tan.  And when I say tan, I mean the legs of Melissa Gorga.

There’s just something so cheese-cakey about her family all swathed in fully-clothed attire and then her, sitting there, set off by herself, posing like she’s on some modeling shoot. It even seems as though there’s more light shining on her while the family just shrinks away into the background. The husband actually even seems to kind of become part of the wall behind him.

And as if to balance off Melissa’s mini-dress with one sleeve (nothing says Christmas like a white mini!), the daughter is drowning in a white, fluff, Christmas extravaganza of yards of material.

Merry Christmas!