Suck It Again, Rachel Zoe!

Thanks Huffington Post for your round up of Celebrity Moms who are most not like us regular people.

It was hard to choose my favorite, but I decided to go with Rachel Zoe’s spending $87,000 on her baby’s nursery.

Um, hello, Rachel? Really? Did you know that in most parts of the country your nursery’s redo would buy you two nice homes? Well, maybe not you, but someone, you know, who could use a house.

Suck It, Rachel Zoe!

This is wrong in so many ways.

The look on poor Skyler’s face says it all.

“Someone rescue me from this woman! Please, please just put me in a onesie and let me crawl free and wild! Get these loafers and turtle hat off of me!”

But, alas, poor Skyler appears to have many years of being a Barbie ahead of him.

His mom, Rachel Zoe, had this to say, according to Celebrity Baby Scoop: "It is too much fun. It is like dressing a live doll," Zoe tells InStyle at the MOCA Annual Gala in Los Angeles. "He has no opinion." 

So, babies have no opinion, thus you may dress them however you wish? Break out the beanies and the loafers! But, wait…look at that face…perhaps, just perhaps, there is an opinion brewing. Watch out Rachel!

Suck it, Rachel Zoe!

Ah! A true celebrity momster out for a stroll with her adorable son Skyler and, not one, but TWO assistants!

And I love how there seems to be the one assistant who acts as a baby buffer between Rachel Zoe and her son (great for protecting from baby vomit!).

Celebrity Momster of the day!