Angelina Jolie Pregnant with Alien Sextuplets!

How odd it must be to read all kinds of crazy stories about yourself in the news every day.

Celeb Baby Laundry reports on the story that’s been circulating about the latest maybe possible Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt baby, or excuse me—babies. Twin boys to be exact.

Umm…twin boys? You think Angelina might be showing a little by now?

And don’t forget the story about the maybe or possible or you never know they might even be getting married this summer “in a small but stylish ceremony at their 16th-century French château.”

And, you know, “insiders insist that, this time, it’s really happening.”

I can understand people getting all star-freaky over celebrity stories, but the speculated ones that we know are just wild fabrications of some story-hungry reporter?

I mean, why not just make up totally outrageous stories then?!

Like, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt expecting sextuplet alien babies!

Or, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt declare they won’t marry until there is world peace!

Be Yourself to Be a Good Mom

When it comes to the correct way to parent, I think we’ve all fallen into the trap of assuming our way is the right way. Or being like differences are okay up to a certain point, but if someone parents in a totally different way there must be something wrong going on there.

There obviously have to be some lines drawn if a parent is doing something that is harming a child, but that can be a very subjective area.

I hear a lot of mothers who choose to have more than three or four kids get flak for overpopulating the world or for taking on too much.

Celeb Baby Laundry caught up with Angelina Jolie to find out what were the most important things in Angelina Jolie’s life, not surprisingly, she said, “There are far too many things to count. But everything that matters in life has to do with being a parent.”

Jolie’s added advice for other mothers, “Be yourselves. Don’t listen to what people say.”

I think this may be the simplest and most powerful message we can learn as moms. We need to do what feels right for our family. Yes, read books and be open to hearing how others parent, but in the end, just do what feels right for you.

Rockin' the Tomboy Look Jolie-Pitt Style!

It’s so refreshing to see that no one questions Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's tomboy style. She just had her hair chopped in a boy-style to go along with her tomboy clothes.

 “Jolie, 36, told Vanity Fair that she sometimes dresses Shiloh "like a little dude. Shiloh, we feel, has Montenegro style. It's how people dress there. She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. She likes to dress like a boy."”

I’m curious to see what happens as Shiloh ages; do you think she’ll hold on to her tomboy style or be more attracted to the glamour she sees her mom prettied up in?

Suck It, Angelina Jolie!

According to Today Moms on MSNBC, Angelina Jolie is amazing because she manages to somehow look fabulous after getting off a plane with her six kids.

Um, I’d look amazing, too, if I had my own personal stylist traveling along with me along with a nanny for each child and if I were traveling first-class as opposed to being squashed inside a too small seat with wiggly kids.

Now, it is just hearsay, but I have heard said that the Jolie-Pitts travel with a nanny per child who are instructed to stay back a certain amount of feet when there are photographers around. And the paparazzi are in on it, too; there’s an unspoken rule to not snap photos when the nanny is taking care of the child.

So, I’m sorry, Miss Smiley-Pants, Miss I’m-too-gorgeous-for-words, Miss I’m-too-cool-to-look-anything-but-perfect, but…suck it!