How odd it must be to read all kinds of crazy stories about yourself in the news every day.
Celeb Baby Laundry reports on the story that’s been circulating about the latest maybe possible Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt baby, or excuse me—babies. Twin boys to be exact.
Umm…twin boys? You think Angelina might be showing a little by now?
And don’t forget the story about the maybe or possible or you never know they might even be getting married this summer “in a small but stylish ceremony at their 16th-century French château.”
And, you know, “insiders insist that, this time, it’s really happening.”
I can understand people getting all star-freaky over celebrity stories, but the speculated ones that we know are just wild fabrications of some story-hungry reporter?
I mean, why not just make up totally outrageous stories then?!
Like, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt expecting sextuplet alien babies!
Or, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt declare they won’t marry until there is world peace!