Friday, November 18, 2011

Suck It, Jessica Simpson!

Like, OMG, Jessica! You are just so daring and bold and so fashion-forward! You go ahead and give birth in your four-inch YSL heels.
Way to show women what’s really important in such an ultra-feminist way!
No worries if you gouge out a nurse’s eye (you can always buy her a new one!).
And OMG, I know…I am sooo sick of all the mooing moms-to-be out there!
You just go, honey. And, oh yeah, while you're there, suck it!
"I like wearing things more fitted," she explained. "You want to show off your bump! It's just so fun. You don't want to wear muumuus so you can moo around town."

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