Paging Audio Science…paging Audio Science…
Oh, I’m sorry…no, I’m not paging a department at a college, I’m calling Shannyn Sossamon’s son.
Babble reports that the A Knight’s Tale and 40 Days and 40 Nights star named her now seven-year-old Audio Science, saying,
“We wanted a word not a name, so my boyfriend read through the dictionary three or four times. We were going to call him Science, but thought it might get shortened to Sci, as in Simon."
And heaven forbid if someone thought her child’s name was Simon! How embarrassingly boring!