Monday, January 9, 2012

Suck It, Beyonce!

You’ve heard by now that Beyonce gave birth, unless you live under a rock, but then, you wouldn’t be reading this either.
Mommyish has the dish on one unfortunate family who gave birth in the same hospital.
“Beyonce and Jay-Z reportedly paid a whopping $1.3 million to take over an entire wing of the New York City hospital in order to ensure privacy. The wing is located on the sixth floor – the same level as the hospital’s NICU unit.”
Too bad for the father who kept getting turned away by security from visiting his newborn twins in the NICU.
What I don’t understand is why Beyonce and Jay-Z didn’t just do a homebirth and avoid the whole media circus. They could have paid a lot less money and still had massive amounts of the correct medical personnel.
But perhaps the reasoning has to do with the aforementioned media circus. How could they have had a high-profile, fan-building birth, with privacy AND massive amounts of non-privacy without renting out an entire hospital wing?!
And don’t even get me started on the baby’s name…Blue Ivy.
The poor girl’s been born with a stripper name!
I mean, what if she wants to grow up and be a lawyer—Attorney Blue Ivy Carter?!
Ack! Welcome to celebrity life, baby!

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