I know, I know, I’m being silly, but…I wish just once that a new celebrity mom would tweet a message about how tired she is or how her ankles are swollen or how something went wrong.
But don’t expect a message like that from Jessica Simpson!
According to Us magazine, Simpson tweeted a mommy gush to her 5 million Twitter followers about her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson.
"I am so in love with baby Maxwell. I want to cry every time I look at her. Motherhood is by far the best thing I've ever experienced."
And I suppose that means we won’t be hearing any “sources” saying Simpson isn’t doing such a good job either if this is any indication: "Everyone is marveling at what a natural Jessica is. She was born to be a mom!"
Is it just me or do these messages break every rule of good writing? Could we have some specifics, please?
Why is motherhood so grand, Simpson?
Why is Simpson such a natural mom, Mr. or Ms. Source?
What does any of this really mean?
And yes, I realize Tweets are inherently short, but still...